Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Mary said to Santa, “what’s that out-side?”
Santa replied “it’s Reindeer (Rain Dear)”

Why Santa Wants a Raise?
10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won’t give him a lucrative side-contract.
8. Reindeer and elves have unionized.
7. New tax on flying sleighs.
6. Sleigh fuel has gone through the roof.
5. Needs extra cash to cover off-season gambling losses.
4. New air traffic controllers.
3. Cost of living increase at the North Pole.
2. Children don’t leave as many cookies as they used to.
1. Mrs. Clause told him to.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What goes red white red white red white?
Father Christmas rolling down a hill!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It’s in Decembrrrrr.

If you see a fat man
who’s jolly and cute
Wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit
And if he is chuckling
and laughing away
While flying around
In a miniature sleigh
With eight tiny reindeer
To pull him along
Then lets face it
Your eggnog’s too strong!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
Because they cant stop as quickly as Rudolph!