What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
Santa Clues!

How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!

What does Father Christmas always go down the chimney?
Because it shoots him!

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!

What’s the best thing to put into Christmas pie?
Your teeth!

What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!

What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claws!

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did the guest sing at the snowman’s Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he’s always stuffed!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!